The Green Bandit

So, have you ever had one of those moments when you walk into an area and your just like... WT!!! And so you call your kid into the room and your like, “why did you do this?” And they are like “I didn’t!” And you say “yes you did” and they say “it wasn’t me I promise!”

Right, so I was on cleaning spree tonight and I scrub down the kitchen and the microwave. Then I move on to picking up trash around the house and I happen to flip on the light in my kids bathroom.

(Key horror music)

What do I see, you ask??

Green food coloring splattered all over my bathroom sink and counter... time stops... steam blows out of my ears and I say “Faith!!!!” (My middle kid). Why Faith?

I’ll tell you why.

Faith is notorious about many things. Fibbing, making giant messes, and being guilty.

I recalled in that moment, earlier in the evening, when I was cleaning the kitchen and I noticed Faiths hands were oddly... hmmm... dirty. So, Faith walks into the bathroom with her hands in her pockets. And just like you guessed it one was greener than a street light in the middle of a dark night after you’ve been sitting there for what seems like forever at the red.

The Green Bandit.

“Why are your hands green Faith?” I ask “it wasn’t me!” She says. Back and forth she denies her guilt and maintains her innocence even after I literally caught this

kid GREEN handed.

SMH!