Feeding my addictions

Tonight was one of those nights when I had about an hour and half to kill. So what did I do? I headed to the local Walmart to browse the clearance aisle. I always find myself saying “hey I could use this.” When come to find out, I don’t really need carmel and bacon scented wax warmer papers for $.75. But hey! I bought them anyways.

I do this a lot, you see its like... an addiction. I end up with things that, although they are cheap, I don’t really need them. But I get all

excited because I’m saving so much money. I mean 70% off is a heck of deal for toe warmers in July! Or any of the 500 other things I’ve bought over the years that I never touch.

Just the other day I was at Target, & I got myself a new 525 lumen lantern for $9.86. Normally $32 bucks. Granted, It will end up sitting on my shelf until the apocalypse comes and I need it, and when that day comes, all you haters better not be knocking on Joe‘s door looking for help! I’ll be busy firing up my “As Seen on TV” combo emergency radio/microwave bacon cooker/ tire air pump I got for 90% off!