SiarGate

Based on a true story.... the names, dates, and locations have been changed to protect the identity of the Dad....

So, I’m gonna tell you a story about what has been deemed “SiarGate“ at a certain fathers house. In an effort to make dietary changes he has adapted the ever popular Keto/paleo Diet. Now, this is not just a fad, but after much study and research eating clean and cutting carbs will be the best route for this fathers health.

Adopting this lifestyle and eating clean required the alleged assailant to rid his home of processed foods, carbohydrate, and sugars. Now, as you can imagine this created a huge uproar in his home. He was threatened by his children and told he was no longer the loving father he once was for throwing all the junk food out. His eight year old daughter even claimed to call the cops on him and tell them he committed a murder if he threw out the Oreo cookies.

You could easily compare this incident to an uprising of epic proportions like a country staging a coup. Or even Neo taking on the Matrix, William Wallace, or the US declaring its

independence from Britain!!!

Alright maybe that’s a stretch. But this father, who will remain unnamed for safety purposes, did his duty as a father but has been forced to suffer tremendously at the hands of terrorists threats.

He is currently in witness protection services living under an alias, safe from his unruly, carb, and sugar loving children.

in loving memory of.......