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Things about being a dad that I love but also irritate the .... out of me:

- Things about being a dad that I love but also irritate the .... out of me:

- making spaghetti at 8:30pm because my daughter hasn’t had it in forever and really want one bowl

- going in to give my kids a hug goodnight “can you get me water?” But we were just in the kitchen...

- “I have to pee..” why didn’t you go before we left... “because I didn’t need to then” but we just left the house...

- did you brush your teeth? “Yes” (dry toothbrush and stinky breathe) “it was earlier” but you just woke up... “well, no but do I have to??”

- take a shower... “can I take one tomorrow?” No... “but please, I’ll go to bed right now” (1 hour later....) “can I watch TV with you?”

- stealing my blanket on the couch

- stealing my water

- stealing my food

- taking too much food and not eating it, so I eat it.

- ordering something at a restaurant just to send it back... every time

- having to order off the adult menu, then getting full after 2 bites

- talking to me for an hour late at night while I’m trying to sleep!

And....

“Please, I won’t ask you for anything else ever again” (all lies)making spaghetti at 8:30pm because my daughter hasn’t had it in forever and really want one bowl

- going in to give my kids a hug goodnight “can you get me water?” But we were just in the kitchen...

- “I have to pee..” why didn’t you go before we left... “because I didn’t need to then” but we just left the house...

- did you brush your teeth? “Yes” (dry toothbrush and stinky breathe) “it was earlier” but you just woke up... “well, no but do I have to??”

- take a shower... “can I take one tomorrow?” No... “but please, I’ll go to bed right now” (1 hour later....) “can I watch TV with you?”

- stealing my blanket on the couch

- stealing my water

- stealing my food

- taking too much food and not eating it, so I eat it.

- ordering something at a restaurant just to send it back... every time

- having to order off the adult menu, then getting full after 2 bites

- talking to me for an hour late at night while I’m trying to sleep!

And....

“Please, I won’t ask you for anything else ever again” (all lies)